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BLOG - Meet Sharlene and Gino! |
Hoi... its Sharlene and Gino here, (Cheryl and Paul's 70's alter ego)
Oh my gawwwddd! Just think we got paid last night for getting dressed up in 70's outfits and dancing about to 70's & 80's music, doing our best impressions of daggy arsed dance moves from Studio 54 days!!!
 Wow, what a job.
So get this right, Paul... I mean Gino, had skin tight black pinstripe lycra pants with see through black t'shirt... no kidding, you could see chest hair, nipples, the lot. Then he had these megga side-burns with dreadful porno-star mustache and hair slicked back with big fat 70's pornstar sunglasses.
Sharlene... his dimb witted girly (ehh... thats me... and I did a fantastic job at it I might add) well, i had the stretch tights, hoiked up to yay with little silver belt, blue and white legwarmers with white pompoms over glittery silver heels. Put that together with flashdance style, off the shoulder sweatshirt and OH MY GOD, the HUUUUUUGEST of brunette shag perm wigs with curls down to my hips!!! It was faaabbbbulous darhhhlings.... just fabulous. Caked on the blue eyeliner, big silver earings and lots of bubble gum chewing, hair twiggling and vacuous giggling every time I spoke....
Can you believe we get paid for this stuff
What a cack
Think we gave a few passengers a fright, hope they dont have to use the on-board-morgue during our stint :-)
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